Frum won mowtin hoar to anuther, stuff yew always wunted tew node but wuz always afrade tew axe enywon.
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Kimmee & Krissteen
wut the fuk is pert? gotdam krissteen, yer axsent maykes me neer nutter.
welp? ware the hell is it?
Imma go owtside now an sit bi the fire pit. We gawt sum free beers an sum uther shit to, and kooter dun hooct up the stero owt thare and we are sittin thare jest halfin the best time. Yew and skeet ken cum iffin yew wanna, but i sware to gawd, if my dawg starts humpin the air agin wonse he seels skeet, imma half sum sic thawts.
HAWT DAYUM!! I node they wuz a site ware foks cud tawk rite!! Danged ifn it haint cuzin kimmee and cuzin Kristeen. An herre folks said ya'll'd be ridin the short bus cuz ya culdn spell fer fukks sake
them dam fukkers db. I tolt them awl to go strate to hale wen thay sayed that shit. Stewpid basterds, thay aint never herd of axsents afore. I hayte them judgementull tipes.
shoot, it is gude to seen yew on hear! I seen that fancee dress yew had on in that pickchur on yer site! I no it meens yew finnisht yer hi skoolin! I aint never worn no dress like that, but i think krissteen did. yew shore look pritty in it.
sints we awl got kickt owt of that trayler park fore no reesin, me & krissteen cum in hear. Yew ken cum in hear to iffin yew wanna, we wont even make yew show us yer willee nun neether. corse, we alreddy seen it tons of times up over at the uther playse, but its awl gude.
hay yew all, i jest wantid to tell yew all that i aint gunna bee hear nun fore the nex cuppull of days. I em goin to my sisters trayler park to hang owt. (fore reel, i em.) we hour goin to bee fishin, campin, cookin over a fire, and watchin sum band play in a pavillyun. pritty much, it is jest like home onlee we hour on vaycashun and kooter aint gotta dew no werk. jest like at home. enyway, i think yew awl shood take this opportoonity to think up sum gude kewschuns to axe me and krissteen sints i aint gunna bee hear nun to talk at ya. we ken antsir awlmost enything yew awl ken think on, sew dont bee skared nun. sew far, that golffin widdow is the onlee gerl wut sayed sum shit to us. we got a bunch of yew mens talkin at us, but yew awl jest wanna see hour bewbies an awl and welp, that aint reely kweschuns, cept fore the won chris axed abowt the bewbies on the bus, but thare aint no reel bussis up hear ware i live nun and i dont think them bussis go up in the mowntins that krissteen lives in nun neether. sew i dont think it cownts awl that much. aint yew mens got eny gude thawts? shit yew caint figger owt? i node i seen skeeter thinkin hard on sumthin the uther day. he was starin at the dawg with a face i caint figger owt. i dont node wut the hell he was thinkin, but that dawg shore lookt nerviss. krissteen wernt home sew she wernt thare to help him. or that dawg neether.
Kimmee dun wint tew skewlin on tha eest side uv tha werld an i dun wint on tha west side uv tha werld. We bof halfs diffrunt skewlin but we is shore bof a cuppull uv smartees.
Kimmee dun trite wonse tew goed tew won uv thim fancee cittee skewls but thay dun kickt her owt on acownt that she got awl nockered up by kooter agin an thay half sum standerds at thim fancee cittee skewls an awl.
I trite wonse tew goed tew won uv thim skewls wut lets yew cum iffin yew dun halfed sum qwads an awl but thay dun tolt me that iffin i halfed qwads i caint cum nun sints i weel half tew spint sew much time nersin thim awl and welp thay dun sed that tha mens wood git tew exsited an awl sew thay caint let me in nun.
Sew me an kimmee jest pewt hour heds tewgether an we gawt awl kines uv smart an awl, sews yew cain tale allreddy huh?
pee ess kimmee. yew node wut pert is ffs, yew node win yew pert sumthin down or win yew pert sum stuff on this heer blawg, yew node? but fer yew i cain yews mi uther axsent.
yeap. that wuz a gude kewsschun that the oz gerl axed. thank yew fore antserin it krissteen. yeap, it is trew that i dun went to won of them skools, but thay wernt a gude fit fore me nun. sew, i jest got me sum books wut i red and it maid my brane grow sum, sew now i em smart. i dont go braggin abowt it nun cuz that is sic, but iffin sum won axes me it, i tolt em the trooth. krissteen is smart to. she reely wantid to go to that fancee skool wut taykes the kwads, but it dint werk owt. i tolt her them kwads was to big. won of them is bigger than kooter. anuther won is big enuff to sit in his own desk and the uther to caint sit still fore even a minit. i think thay was mad that thay had to cum up with three desks fore krissteen to go to that skool and that is wi thay sayed to go home. i keep tellin her to cut them kwads loose but she is a devotid momma and she caint bring herself to dew it. enyway, i gifted my books to krissteen to and she red them to and now she is smart like me. sew, it is awl gude.
10 CAWMINT and Let us node how we cain help yew owt:
ffs, i dun bin tryin tew post this fukkin cawmint fer fife minits..
wut i em tryin tew sey is that iffin yew recoleect i dun pert tew posts afore yew pertid won.. sew.. bite me!
wut the fuk is pert? gotdam krissteen, yer axsent maykes me neer nutter.
welp? ware the hell is it?
Imma go owtside now an sit bi the fire pit. We gawt sum free beers an sum uther shit to, and kooter dun hooct up the stero owt thare and we are sittin thare jest halfin the best time. Yew and skeet ken cum iffin yew wanna, but i sware to gawd, if my dawg starts humpin the air agin wonse he seels skeet, imma half sum sic thawts.
Yer bofe fukkin nuts!
HAWT DAYUM!! I node they wuz a site ware foks cud tawk rite!! Danged ifn it haint cuzin kimmee and cuzin Kristeen. An herre folks said ya'll'd be ridin the short bus cuz ya culdn spell fer fukks sake
them dam fukkers db. I tolt them awl to go strate to hale wen thay sayed that shit. Stewpid basterds, thay aint never herd of axsents afore. I hayte them judgementull tipes.
shoot, it is gude to seen yew on hear! I seen that fancee dress yew had on in that pickchur on yer site! I no it meens yew finnisht yer hi skoolin! I aint never worn no dress like that, but i think krissteen did. yew shore look pritty in it.
sints we awl got kickt owt of that trayler park fore no reesin, me & krissteen cum in hear. Yew ken cum in hear to iffin yew wanna, we wont even make yew show us yer willee nun neether. corse, we alreddy seen it tons of times up over at the uther playse, but its awl gude.
we shore dew luv yew sum.
hay yew all, i jest wantid to tell yew all that i aint gunna bee hear nun fore the nex cuppull of days. I em goin to my sisters trayler park to hang owt. (fore reel, i em.) we hour goin to bee fishin, campin, cookin over a fire, and watchin sum band play in a pavillyun. pritty much, it is jest like home onlee we hour on vaycashun and kooter aint gotta dew no werk. jest like at home. enyway, i think yew awl shood take this opportoonity to think up sum gude kewschuns to axe me and krissteen sints i aint gunna bee hear nun to talk at ya. we ken antsir awlmost enything yew awl ken think on, sew dont bee skared nun. sew far, that golffin widdow is the onlee gerl wut sayed sum shit to us. we got a bunch of yew mens talkin at us, but yew awl jest wanna see hour bewbies an awl and welp, that aint reely kweschuns, cept fore the won chris axed abowt the bewbies on the bus, but thare aint no reel bussis up hear ware i live nun and i dont think them bussis go up in the mowntins that krissteen lives in nun neether. sew i dont think it cownts awl that much. aint yew mens got eny gude thawts? shit yew caint figger owt? i node i seen skeeter thinkin hard on sumthin the uther day. he was starin at the dawg with a face i caint figger owt. i dont node wut the hell he was thinkin, but that dawg shore lookt nerviss. krissteen wernt home sew she wernt thare to help him. or that dawg neether.
welp, i gotta go. bi.
yew shure do give gewd edvars to foke, Kimmee and Kristeen. Weer'd yew git yur lurnins fram ennyways?
(Shit. That is really harder than it looks!)
Kimmee dun wint tew skewlin on tha eest side uv tha werld an i dun wint on tha west side uv tha werld. We bof halfs diffrunt skewlin but we is shore bof a cuppull uv smartees.
Kimmee dun trite wonse tew goed tew won uv thim fancee cittee skewls but thay dun kickt her owt on acownt that she got awl nockered up by kooter agin an thay half sum standerds at thim fancee cittee skewls an awl.
I trite wonse tew goed tew won uv thim skewls wut lets yew cum iffin yew dun halfed sum qwads an awl but thay dun tolt me that iffin i halfed qwads i caint cum nun sints i weel half tew spint sew much time nersin thim awl and welp thay dun sed that tha mens wood git tew exsited an awl sew thay caint let me in nun.
Sew me an kimmee jest pewt hour heds tewgether an we gawt awl kines uv smart an awl, sews yew cain tale allreddy huh?
Sew enyways that is how we gawt awl smart an awl.
thank yew fer askeeng.
bi
pee ess kimmee. yew node wut pert is ffs, yew node win yew pert sumthin down or win yew pert sum stuff on this heer blawg, yew node? but fer yew i cain yews mi uther axsent.
luv yew sum, bi
yeap. that wuz a gude kewsschun that the oz gerl axed. thank yew fore antserin it krissteen. yeap, it is trew that i dun went to won of them skools, but thay wernt a gude fit fore me nun. sew, i jest got me sum books wut i red and it maid my brane grow sum, sew now i em smart. i dont go braggin abowt it nun cuz that is sic, but iffin sum won axes me it, i tolt em the trooth. krissteen is smart to. she reely wantid to go to that fancee skool wut taykes the kwads, but it dint werk owt. i tolt her them kwads was to big. won of them is bigger than kooter. anuther won is big enuff to sit in his own desk and the uther to caint sit still fore even a minit. i think thay was mad that thay had to cum up with three desks fore krissteen to go to that skool and that is wi thay sayed to go home. i keep tellin her to cut them kwads loose but she is a devotid momma and she caint bring herself to dew it. enyway, i gifted my books to krissteen to and she red them to and now she is smart like me. sew, it is awl gude.
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